Calling all fans of dark humor and perfectly arched eyebrows! Capture the iconic sass of Morticia Addams with this hilarious cross stitch pattern featuring the unforgettable quote: **“But Debbie... Pastels?”** Perfect for goths, movie buffs, or anyone who breaks out in hives at the thought of pastel pink.

🖤 **Pattern Details:**
This design brings that deadpan delivery to life in classic cross stitch style, making it the perfect piece for your lair—I mean, living room. Stitch it up as a snarky warning to visitors who dare bring cheerfulness into your domain.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
The design is **123 by 60 stitches**. Here’s how that translates to inches on the most popular AIDA fabric sizes:
- **14 Count AIDA**: Approximately **8.8 x 4.3 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: Approximately **7.7 x 3.8 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: Approximately **6.8 x 3.3 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching faster than you can snap twice.
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no grave dirt or poison included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you encounter any issues, feel free to reach out—I promise no hexes from customer service!

Ready to bring this wickedly witty quote to life? Click “Add to Cart” and let the sarcasm begin!