Because nothing says *“I’m thriving”* like a joke about medication side effects! This cross stitch pattern features a delightfully citrusy grapefruit alongside the all-too-relatable exchange:

**"You're Really Funny"**
*"Thanks, I can't have grapefruit."*

(Blame it on the anti-depressants—because apparently, serotonin and citrus don’t mix!)

🍊 **Pattern Details:**
This design is the perfect blend of humor, fruity aesthetics, and modern medical struggles. Ideal for your kitchen, living space, or as a gift for that one friend who has to Google “grapefruit interactions” before ordering a cocktail.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
The design is **144 by 155 stitches**. Here’s how that translates to inches on the most popular AIDA fabric sizes:
- **14 Count AIDA**: Approximately **10.3 x 11.1 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: Approximately **9.0 x 9.7 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: Approximately **8.0 x 8.6 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching faster than someone can ask, *“Wait, why can’t you have grapefruit?”*
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no citrus, pills, or unsolicited medical opinions included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you have any issues, feel free to reach out—I promise no judgment from tech support (unless you actually like grapefruit).

Ready to stitch some serotonin-friendly snark? Click **“Add to Cart”** and let the citrus-free comedy begin!