Welp. Looks like **you made a fatal error**—not unlike fording the river when you *really* should’ve caulked the wagon. This **148 x 78 stitch** cross stitch pattern gives the **classic Oregon Trail game over screen** a modern update, perfect for **history buffs, retro gamers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor**. Stitch it up and hang it somewhere as a *gentle reminder* that **some choices have dire consequences**.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
This design is **148 by 78 stitches**, which translates to approximately:
- **14 Count AIDA**: **10.6 x 5.6 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **9.3 x 4.9 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **8.2 x 4.3 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, meaning you can start stitching immediately—no waiting for a wagon train to deliver it.
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no fabric, floss, or *vaccines* included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you have any issues, send me a message—I promise to help (though I *cannot* resurrect your oxen).

**Click "Add to Cart"** and start stitching your **pixelated cautionary tale** today! 💀