Welp. Looks like **you made a historically terrible choice.** Much like dying of dysentery in *Oregon Trail*, failing to vaccinate has… uh… *unfortunate consequences*. This **225 x 99 stitch** cross stitch pattern brings the **classic game over screen** into the modern age—with a **healthy dose of dark humor**.

Perfect for history buffs, retro gaming fans, and anyone who enjoys their stitching with a **side of satire**. Hang it in your home, office, or local apothecary as a **friendly public service announcement**.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
This design is **225 by 99 stitches**, which translates to:
- **14 Count AIDA**: **16.1 x 7.1 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **14.1 x 6.2 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **12.5 x 5.5 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching immediately—**no doctor's note required**.
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no fabric, floss, or *common sense* included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you run into any issues, send me a message—I promise to help (unlike that **snake oil salesman** you trusted).

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