Ever felt like **traditional methods of persuasion just aren’t cutting it**? Maybe it’s time to take matters into your own hands—stitch by stitch. This **147 x 178 stitch** cross stitch pattern features a delightfully mischievous **voodoo doll of a very "opinionated" politician** (interpret as you wish), alongside the *perfect* justification for your crafting choices:

✨ *"Voodoo… It’s Only a Waste of Time If It Doesn’t Work."* ✨

Perfect for **dark humor enthusiasts, political stitchers, and anyone who needs a little cathartic embroidery project**.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
This design is **147 by 178 stitches**, which translates to approximately:
- **14 Count AIDA**: **10.5 x 12.7 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **9.2 x 11.1 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **8.2 x 9.9 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching immediately—no need to wait for *the spirits to intervene*.
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no fabric, floss, or *magic spells* included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you run into any issues, send me a message—I promise to help (though I *can’t* guarantee results from your voodoo efforts).

Click **"Add to Cart"** and let the **stitchy mischief** begin! 🪡✨