Step back into the **glamorous 1950s**—but with a twist! This vintage-inspired cross stitch pattern features a **perfectly coiffed, pearl-wearing woman** politely declining a cocktail with the bold and cheeky phrase:
**"No Drinks for Me, Thanks. Drugs Only."**
Because sometimes, **aesthetic and attitude go hand in hand.**

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
- **14 Count AIDA**: **14.9 x 14.9 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **13 x 13 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **11.6 x 11.6 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only**
- No waiting, no shipping—**just download, print, and start stitching!**
- ⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** Your mailbox will remain as empty as your cocktail glass.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items**
- Since this is a digital product, **all sales are final.** But if you run into any issues, message me—I’ll be here, not drinking. 😉

💖 Whether you're a fan of **retro aesthetics, bold humor, or just love a good rebellious stitch**, this pattern is perfect for you! **Click "Add to Cart" and get started today!**