Some jokes just stitch themselves! If you love a good play on words (and maybe a little exasperation), this **sassy, slightly NSFW cross stitch pattern** is perfect for you. Featuring the bold phrase:

**"My Name Must Be Clitoris the Way Everyone Rubs Me Wrong."**

This design is guaranteed to get a laugh—**or at least a knowing sigh.**

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
- **14 Count AIDA**: **14.4 x 15 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **12.6 x 13.1 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **11.2 x 11.6 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only**
- No shipping, no waiting—just **download, print, and start stitching!**
- ⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** Just like proper anatomy education, this is strictly **digital.**

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items**
- Since this is an instant download, **all sales are final.** But if you have any issues, send me a message—I promise **not to rub you the wrong way.** 😉

💖 Whether you're stitching for yourself or gifting to your favorite feminist, comedian, or anyone who's ever been just a little *too* misunderstood, this pattern is sure to be a hit! **Click "Add to Cart" and start stitching today!**