Rise and shine? **Absolutely not.** This delightfully direct cross-stitch pattern features a classic alarm clock displaying what we’re *all* thinking in digital-style letters: **"F*ck Off."** Perfect for your office, bedroom, or anywhere people need a not-so-subtle reminder to leave you alone.

🧵 **Pattern Details:**
**Stitch Count:** 139 x 132
**Finished Size:**
- **14 Count AIDA**: **9.9 x 9.4 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **8.7 x 8.3 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **7.7 x 7.3 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only**
- No waiting, no shipping—just **download, print, and start stitching** before someone interrupts your peace.
- ⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** (If I could send you a force field of solitude, I would.)

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items**
- Since this is an instant download, **all sales are final.** But if you have any issues, just reach out!

Whether you're a morning person (*doubtful*) or just need some **personal space embroidery**, this pattern has you covered. **Click "Add to Cart" and stitch your way to serenity today!**