Channel the drama, beauty, and sass of **1950s comic book heroines** with this bold and hilarious cross-stitch pattern! Featuring a **gorgeous, vintage-style woman lounging in bed**, complete with a speech bubble that reads:

💬 **"My tits are too good for my life to be like this."**

A perfect mix of **pin-up glam and existential crisis!** Whether you're stitching for yourself or a friend who deserves main-character energy, this piece is sure to turn heads.

#### **Pattern Details:**
📏 **Stitch Count:** 198 x 198 stitches
📐 **Finished dimensions (approximate):**
- **14-count Aida:** 14.1 x 14.1 inches (35.8 x 35.8 cm)
- **16-count Aida:** 12.4 x 12.4 inches (31.5 x 31.5 cm)
- **18-count Aida:** 11 x 11 inches (28 x 28 cm)

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**Sassy, sexy, and a little tragic – just like all the best vintage icons.** Add this to your stitch list today! 💄✨