**Pattern Details:**
- **Stitch Count:** 183 x 164 stitches
- **Finished Size (Approximate):**
- **14-count Aida:** 13.1 x 11.7 inches (33.3 x 29.7 cm)
- **16-count Aida:** 11.4 x 10.3 inches (28.9 x 26.2 cm)
- **18-count Aida:** 10.2 x 9.1 inches (25.8 x 23.1 cm)

**🕊️ Description:**
Some things get lost in translation, and if Jesus had WiFi, he’d probably be clarifying a few things. This **hilarious, lighthearted cross-stitch pattern** features a **cartoon Jesus shrugging with the phrase "I didn't say any of that"**—perfect for those who appreciate **a little humor, theology, and stitching all in one.**

A great gift for friends who love **satire, religious humor, or questioning things in style.**

**🛍 What You’ll Get:**
✔ **PDF Pattern** with a clear, easy-to-read chart
✔ **DMC thread color guide** for seamless stitching
✔ **Instant Download** – No waiting, start stitching now!

📌 **Please Note:**
- **Digital Download Only** – No physical item will be shipped.
- **No refunds** on digital items.
- This pattern is for **personal use only** and may not be resold or distributed.

**🪡 Stitch your way to divine comedy!** 😇