🚨 **BREAKING NEWS:** Grab your needle and thread because this satirical, headline-inspired cross-stitch pattern is sure to make waves. Featuring the text **"Breaking News: President Trump Found Alive at 78"** in bold, news ticker-style font, this design is punctuated with a dramatically broken heart beneath—because sometimes, the news just hits differently.

🧵 **Pattern Details:**
📏 **Stitch Count:** 141 x 135 stitches
📐 **Finished Size (in inches):**
- **14 ct Aida** → **10.1" x 9.6"**
- **16 ct Aida** → **8.8" x 8.4"**
- **18 ct Aida** → **7.8" x 7.5"**

🎁 **Perfect for:**
✔️ Framing as the *most* unexpected home décor.
✔️ A gift for your most politically engaged (or unhinged) friends.
✔️ A conversation starter—or ender.

📥 **DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY** – No physical item will be shipped. You will receive a PDF pattern with symbols for easy stitching.

⚠️ **Please Note:** Due to the nature of digital downloads, **no refunds** will be given.

📣 **Whether you're stitching out of catharsis, satire, or sheer disbelief—this design is ready to go!**

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