Feeling classy but a little cheeky? This cross stitch pattern gives Michelangelo’s David a modern twist with a tasteful censored bar over his nether regions—because even Renaissance masterpieces need a little modesty now and then! Set against a bold geometric purple background, this design perfectly balances high art and low-key humor.

🎨 **Pattern Details:**
This pattern brings iconic art into the 21st century with a splash of humor and a pop of vibrant color. Perfect for art lovers with a sense of humor, or anyone who wants to add a little “Oh my!” to their decor.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
The design is **101 by 131 stitches**. Here’s how that translates to inches on the most popular AIDA fabric sizes:
- **14 Count AIDA**: Approximately **7.2 x 9.4 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: Approximately **6.3 x 8.2 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: Approximately **5.6 x 7.3 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching before David gets too shy!
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no marble statues or fig leaves included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you encounter any issues, feel free to reach out—I promise no blushing in tech support!

Ready to stitch some humor into high art? Click “Add to Cart” and let the giggles begin!