Celebrate **life’s little victories**—and its *occasional* setbacks—with this **hilariously honest** cross-stitch design. A **beautiful wreath of orange and yellow flowers and leaves** frames the motivational (or *not-so-motivational*) phrase:

✨ *"360 days without shitting myself"* ✨
...with the **"36" scratched out**, because, well… **today happened.**

Perfect for **bathroom decor, gag gifts, or anyone who appreciates a good poop joke** stitched in an **elegant, deceitfully wholesome floral arrangement.**

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
This design is **134 by 135 stitches**, which translates to approximately:
- **14 Count AIDA**: **9.6 x 9.6 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **8.4 x 8.4 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **7.4 x 7.5 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, meaning you can start stitching immediately—**no need to wait for nature to call.**
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no fabric, floss, or **adult diapers** included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you run into any issues, send me a message—I’m happy to help (though I *can’t* change your digestive fate).

💩 **Click "Add to Cart"** and stitch your way to **a fresh start (hopefully).**