**Gluten-Free Compliment Cross Stitch Pattern – PDF INSTANT DOWNLOAD**

Because nothing pairs better than humor and dietary restrictions! This cross stitch pattern features an adorable piece of toast alongside the brutally honest exchange:

**"You're Really Funny"**
*"Thanks, I can't have gluten."*

(It's not a trendy diet choice—it's a side effect of my anti-depressants. Mental health AND digestive health? A two-for-one deal!)

🍞 **Pattern Details:**
This design serves up the perfect blend of humor, carbs (or lack thereof), and the struggles of modern medicine. Ideal for anyone who loves self-deprecating jokes, fiber arts, or explaining their dietary restrictions for the 100th time at brunch.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
The design is **126 by 126 stitches**. Here’s how that translates to inches on the most popular AIDA fabric sizes:
- **14 Count AIDA**: Approximately **9.0 x 9.0 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: Approximately **7.9 x 7.9 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: Approximately **7.0 x 7.0 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only:**
This is a **PDF instant download**, so you can start stitching before someone asks if you’ve “tried just eating a little gluten.”
⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** This is a digital pattern only—no toast, therapy, or doctor’s notes included.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items:**
Due to the nature of digital downloads, **all sales are final**. But if you have any issues, feel free to reach out—I promise no unsolicited medical advice from tech support!

Ready to stitch up some serotonin-friendly snark? Click “Add to Cart” and let the gluten-free giggles begin!