Because **home is where the heart is**… and *sometimes* where the crack is, too. This **hilariously charming cross-stitch pattern** features a **quaint little house** alongside the bold and unapologetic phrase:

**"It's Not a Crack House, It's a Crack Home."**

Perfect for those with a **dark sense of humor**, this design adds a bit of **wholesome yet questionable charm** to your décor. Whether you're gifting it to a *spicy* friend or stitching it for your own walls, it’s guaranteed to be a conversation starter.

🧵 **Pattern Size:**
- **14 Count AIDA**: **11 x 11.6 inches**
- **16 Count AIDA**: **9.6 x 10.1 inches**
- **18 Count AIDA**: **8.6 x 9 inches**

📥 **Instant Download – Digital Item Only**
- No shipping, no waiting—just **download, print, and start stitching!**
- ⚠️ **No physical items will be shipped.** If you’re waiting by the mailbox, you’ll be waiting a long time.

🚫 **No Refunds on Digital Items**
- Since this is an instant download, **all sales are final.** But if you run into any issues, **I’m happy to help!**

🏚️ Whether you’re embracing **questionable real estate** or just love **a good laugh**, this pattern is the perfect addition to your collection. **Click "Add to Cart" and start stitching today!**