Step back in time with this cheeky cross-stitch pattern featuring a perfectly-coiffed 1950s housewife gleefully vacuuming her troubles away—because who needs a day job when you can clean on quaaludes like your ancestors? This hilarious and nostalgic design is perfect for retro décor or as a sassy gift for anyone who loves a little dark humor with their stitching!

🧵 **Pattern Details:**
✔ **Stitch Count:** 278 x 281
✔ **Finished Size on Popular Aida Fabrics:**
- 14-count: **19.9" x 20.1"**
- 16-count: **17.4" x 17.6"**
- 18-count: **15.4" x 15.6"**

💡 Perfect for framing in your craft room, laundry room, or anywhere that could use a little vintage absurdity!

📩 **PLEASE NOTE:**
- This is a **digital download** – **no physical item will be shipped.**
- Due to the nature of digital items, **no refunds** can be given.

✨ **Grab your hoop, pour yourself a cocktail, and let’s get stitching!** ✨

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Want any adjustments? Happy to tweak! 😊