If you’ve ever thought “This show is just two people yelling,” and wanted to *stitch* that chaotic energy into your life — you’re in the right place. This cross stitch pattern features your favorite blonde bombshells, **Trixie and Katya**, caught mid-shenanigan on their infamous **UNHhhh** green screen set. Bold wigs. Questionable wisdom. Total masterpiece.

🧵 **Pattern Details:**

* **Stitch count:** 278 (width) x 189 (height)
* **Finished Size on AIDA Fabric:**

* **14 count:** approx. **19.9" x 13.5"**
* **16 count:** approx. **17.4" x 11.8"**
* **18 count:** approx. **15.4" x 10.5"**

This is a moderately detailed pattern — perfect for intermediate to advanced stitchers or beginners who thrive on chaos and charisma.

📥 **This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD:**

* Includes a full-color PDF chart
* A black & white printer-friendly version
* DMC color key with floss requirements
* No physical items will be shipped — just pure digital fabulousness

🚫 **Please Note:**

* This is a **digital item only** — no materials included.
* Due to the nature of digital products, **no refunds** can be offered after purchase.

👑 Perfect for fans of drag, comedy, queer icons, or anyone who appreciates absurdist internet brilliance — now in stitch form!