Let’s face it—fitness may not be your strong suit, but self-deprecating humor? Absolute gold medalist. This cross stitch pattern features a charming circle of flowers, stars, and hearts surrounding the honest mantra:
**“Can’t do Push-Ups or Pull-Ups, but I’m great at Fuck-Ups.”**
It’s the kind of wholesome profanity that makes grandma *almost* proud.

🧵 **Pattern Specs:**

* **Stitch Count:** 215 x 215
* **Finished Size on Aida Fabric:**

* **14 count:** \~15.4" x 15.4"
* **16 count:** \~13.4" x 13.4"
* **18 count:** \~11.9" x 11.9"

🎁 **What You’ll Get:**

* A printable PDF chart (color + black & white versions)
* DMC floss color guide
* Instant download access = instant joy

💻 **Important Notes (aka the boring fine print):**

* This is a **DIGITAL ITEM**. No physical product will be shipped. Your mail carrier cannot help you here.
* **No refunds** will be issued for digital files, even if your push-up skills suddenly improve.

🎯 Perfect for:

* Your gym-avoidant bestie
* Sarcastic wall décor enthusiasts
* Anyone who’s ever failed gloriously (aka all of us)

🌟 Stitch it. Frame it. Gift it. Own your glorious imperfection, one expletive at a time.