Need a little existential crisis with your embroidery? This retro-style cross stitch pattern features a charming tiled frame decked out in vintage florals and sparkly little stars, surrounding the totally normal and not-at-all unhinged quote:

**“Would my thirteen-year-old self be proud of me?”**
*Oh, like I’m trying to impress a mentally ill child.*

🎯 **Pattern Specs:**

* **Stitch Count:** 228 x 221 stitches
* **Finished Size on Aida Fabric:**

* **14 count:** \~16.3" x 15.8"
* **16 count:** \~14.3" x 13.8"
* **18 count:** \~12.7" x 12.3"

📦 **This listing includes:**

* A downloadable PDF chart (color + black & white versions)
* DMC floss color guide
* Absolutely no judgment from your teenage self (we promise)

🧵 **This is a DIGITAL ITEM**

* 🚫 No physical product will be shipped. You won't receive anything in the mail except bills and regrets.
* ❌ **No refunds** on digital files. Even if your inner child sues you.

🎁 **Perfect for:**

* Therapists who cross stitch (or cross stitchers who need therapy)
* Fans of dark humor with a pastel aesthetic
* People still emotionally trapped in middle school (so, everyone)

✨ Frame it, hang it, and remember: you’re not here to impress a preteen hallucinating on Mountain Dew and hormones.