Who says sass and summer vibes can’t coexist? This colorful cross stitch pattern features a squad of *aesthetically superior* popsicles — decked out in florals, rainbows, lemons, and stars — all under a soft pink cloud bearing the brutally honest truth:

**“I Stay Pulling Muscles Trying to Give a Fuck.”**

(It’s basically self-care. In stitch form.)

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🧵 **Pattern Specs:**

* **Stitch Count:** 232 x 232 stitches
* **Finished Size:**

* **14 count Aida:** \~16.6" x 16.6"
* **16 count Aida:** \~14.5" x 14.5"
* **18 count Aida:** \~12.9" x 12.9"

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📥 **This is a DIGITAL item**

* 🚫 No physical product will be shipped. Not even a melted popsicle.
* 💸 **No refunds** on digital items (unless you figure out how to reverse-download emotional exhaustion — then let us know).

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💖 **What’s Included:**

* Full-color and black & white PDF charts
* Easy-to-read symbols (no cryptic nonsense)
* DMC floss key so your colors pop like your attitude

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🎯 **Perfect for:**

* Stitchers with strong opinions and stronger shoulders
* People who want to hang this in their home office and ward off unsolicited Zoom calls
* Anyone whose give-a-f\*ck muscles are permanently pulled

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🎁 Bonus tip: Pair it with a glass of lemonade, a hot compress, and the sweet sound of not caring.